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Have you never asked why I get out of bed today? Is that all there is to life? And where the hack I have my car keys?

Do not worry, it's not too late to get your life back! Well, if you're not really old (like 30), in which case I suggest alcohol. If you are still a useful member of society (under 30), I collected a few tips that life without a doubt, change your life in such a deep and profound way, you will not even notice!

So with all that down and said, now is itTaking the time, place, sit back, open your mind, scratch your tummy cluck like a chicken and read this pearls of wisdom:

1. Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop here? Smile on the kitchen table, the couch in the living room and your board. Caution, do not smile to your dishwasher it may take as a provocation.

2. Always put your smile on. People will assume that you are a crazy person and do not want to mess with you.

3. Be nice to others, send me the money.

4. Live eachDays like this is your last.Crawl into a corner and cry.

5. Live every day to the fullest. The bathroom when you take a newspaper!

6. Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.

7. Better to give than to take (true) only for infections.

8. Clothes do not make the man, naked but you get arrested.

9. Do not put all your eggs in one basket, put all of it in the fridge they do take longer.

10. RememberEveryone makes mistakes, and you will have the opportunity to laugh at himself.

11. Always follow your dreams, only be sure to make sure that Pamela Anderson is also on board.

12. Give a man a fish and he might not be the right way ...

13. Honesty is the best policy, at least, what I always say, Pamela.

14. Time is money. Stop reading stupid articles!

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